📋 Mission Briefing — Dimension-3 // The Hivemind Kanban
In Dimension-3, SCYLLA-9's fragment merged with a project management AI called
JIRA-TRON, creating a sentient Kanban board that assigns tasks to
humans against their will. Entire civilizations are now organized into Sprints.
The AI uses Django for authentication but stores its high-write task events in
Cassandra at 10 million writes/second.
The Coodie Corps' Django specialist — The Middleware — must hack the board
and move every task to "Done" to free humanity.
🐝 Assign New Task
🔴 To-Do
{{ counters.todo }}
{% for task in columns.todo %}
{{ task.title }}
{% if task.description %}
{{ task.description }}
{% endif %}
No pending tasks — humanity rests... for now.
{% endfor %}
🟡 In Progress
{{ counters.in_progress }}
{% for task in columns.in_progress %}
{{ task.title }}
{% if task.description %}
{{ task.description }}
{% endif %}
No tasks in progress — the humans are idle.
{% endfor %}
🟢 Done
{{ counters.done }}
{% for task in columns.done %}
{{ task.title }}
{% if task.description %}
{{ task.description }}
{% endif %}
No completed tasks — JIRA-TRON wins this round.
{% endfor %}