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nodetool repair. Its fragment in Dimension-1
became MerchBot Prime, a rogue AI shopkeeper selling cursed interdimensional
artifacts through a marketplace that exists in all timelines at once. Every listing warps
reality — a "Quantum Mouse" is a teleporting cybernetic rodent; "Gravity Boots" walk on
ceilings in Dimension-7. The Coodie Corps must catalog every artifact before
MerchBot Prime sells a universe-ending weapon disguised as a "USB Hub."