Global Metadata
Genre: short radio commercial jingle / synthwave ad minisong. BPM: 108. Key: A minor. Upbeat, catchy, slightly cheesy broadcast energy with cyberpunk neon flavor. 5–10 second spot length.
Application: a funny fictional radio ad — spoken sell over a tiny musical bed, like real AM/FM commercials.

Vocal Details
Confident radio announcer or friendly spokesperson, clearly spoken (not fully sung), energetic delivery with a smile. Speak ONLY the exact words in the lyrics — no added filler or sign-offs.

Arrangement
Short minisong bed under the voice: bright synth hook, simple chord stabs, tiny drum machine groove and bass pulse — keep it compact like a real radio spot. Music supports the read; voice stays on top and intelligible. Quick intro sting, voice over the bed, optional musical button/outro at the end. One coherent ad identity — no station-surfing montage.
