 Season    Episode Number    Title                    Air date            Description
 2         1                 The Ex-Girlfriend        January 23, 1991    George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.
 2         2                 The Pony Remark          January 30, 1991    Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.
 2         3                 The Jacket               February  6, 1991   Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friend's doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises she'll get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen on the street with him.
 2         4                 The Phone Message        February 13, 1991   George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.
 2         5                 The Apartment            April  4, 1991      Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the "man with a wedding band" theory of meeting women.
 2         6                 The Statue               April 11, 1991      Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one George's parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans to pick the statue up later but in the meantime he tells his parents about the replacement statue. Meanwhile the boyfriend of a bitter Finnish author (whose latest work Elaine is going to edit) is going to clean Jerry's apartment. When Jerry returns to his apartment it is cleaned beyond reason. Later when Jerry and Elaine are at the author's apartment, they see the statue on her mantelpiece. Getting it back may jeopardize Elaine's chance at being an editor, but save George from his parent's wrath.
 2         7                 The Revenge              April 18, 1991      George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesn't work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaine's help, tries to slip his boss "a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.
 2         8                 The Heart Attack         April 25, 1991      George thinks he's had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and he is interested in her tongue. George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramer's suggestion of going to a holistic healer. The healer's cure turns George purple and the ride to the hospital is delayed over a Chuckle.
 2         9                 The Deal                 May  2, 1991        Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a system"; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes along.
 2         10                The Baby Shower          May 16, 1991        Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. The party begins. The cable guys come to install the hookup. Jerry's show gets canceled, so he returns to the apartment with George (who's prepared to confront the bad date). Jerry is the victim of his own confrontation.
 2         11                The Chinese Restaurant   May 23, 1991        Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.
 2         12                The Busboy               June 26, 1991       George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboy's life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaine's houseguest.
 3         1                 The Note                 September 18, 1991  Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
 3         2                 The Truth                September 25, 1991  George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
 3         3                 The Pen                  October  2, 1991    Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
 3         4                 The Dog                  October  9, 1991    Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
 3         5                 The Library              October 16, 1991    A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
 3         6                 The Parking Garage       October 30, 1991    Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
 3         7                 The Cafe                 November  6, 1991   While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
 3         8                 The Tape                 November 13, 1991   George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
 3         9                 The Nose Job             November 20, 1991   Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
 3         10                The Stranded             November 27, 1991   Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
 3         11                The Alternate Side       December  4, 1991   Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
 3         12                The Red Dot              December 11, 1991   An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
 3         13                The Subway               January  8, 1992    A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
 3         14                The Pez Dispenser        January 15, 1992    Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
 3         15                The Suicide              January 29, 1992    A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
 3         16                The Fix-Up               February  5, 1992   Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
 3         17                The Boyfriend (1)        February 12, 1992   Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
 3         18                The Boyfriend (2)        February 12, 1992   Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
 3         19                The Limo                 February 26, 1992   Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
 3         20                The Good Samaritan       March  4, 1992      Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
 3         21                The Letter               March 25, 1992      Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
 3         22                The Parking Space        April 22, 1992      George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
 3         23                The Keys                 May  6, 1992        Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.
 4         1                 The Trip (1)             August 12, 1992     Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramer's new friend becomes a victim.
 4         2                 The Trip (2)             August 19, 1992     Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant seeking his confession.
 4         3                 The Pitch                September 16, 1992  A show about "nothing" is George's pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.
 4         4                 The Ticket               September 16, 1992  Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.
 4         5                 The Wallet               September 23, 1992  Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating."
 4         6                 The Watch                September 30, 1992  The network president doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.
 4         7                 The Bubble Boy           October  7, 1992    A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving.
 4         8                 The Cheever Letters      October 28, 1992    Elaine's assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.
 4         9                 The Opera                November  4, 1992   The man who's threatening Jerry is the same Joe who's dating Elaine.
 4         10                The Virgin               November 11, 1992   Jerry courts a woman with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man disagrees with Elaine.
 4         11                The Contest              November 18, 1992   George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.
 4         12                The Airport              November 25, 1992   On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit the right airport.
 4         13                The Pick                 December 16, 1992   Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to make up with Susan.
 4         14                The Movie                January  6, 1993    The difficulties met by four persons trying to meet at one movie.
 4         15                The Visa                 January 27, 1993    A lawyer George dates could help Jerry's pal, who's facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramer's trip to Florida.
 4         16                The Shoes                February  4, 1993   There's something about Elaine's shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry's TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.
 4         17                The Outing               February 11, 1993   Elaine's prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.
 4         18                The Old Man              February 18, 1993   Volunteering with seniors...Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his.
 4         19                The Implant              February 25, 1993   Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman he's seeing; then Elaine changes her mind.
 4         20                The Junior Mint          March 18, 1993      Jerry can't remember the name of his date, and he observes a splenectomy.
 4         21                The Smelly Car           April 15, 1993      An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine.
 4         22                The Handicap Spot        May 13, 1993        There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.
 4         23                The Pilot (1)            May 20, 1993        Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.
 4         24                The Pilot (2)            May 20, 1993        The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success.
 5         1                 The Mango                September 16, 1993  Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.
 5         2                 The Puffy Shirt          September 23, 1993  Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
 5         3                 The Glasses              September 30, 1993  Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
 5         4                 The Sniffing Accountant  October  7, 1993    Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.
 5         5                 The Bris                 October 14, 1993    Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.
 5         6                 The Lip Reader           October 28, 1993    A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.
 5         7                 The Non-Fat Yogurt       November  4, 1993   Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
 5         8                 The Barber               November 11, 1993   Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?
 5         9                 The Masseuse             November 18, 1993   Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.
 5         10                The Cigar Store Indian   December  9, 1993   Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.
 5         11                The Conversion           December 16, 1993   George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.
 5         12                The Stall                January  6, 1994    George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.
 5         13                The Dinner Party         February  3, 1994   A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
 5         14                The Marine Biologist     February 10, 1994   A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.
 5         15                The Pie                  February 17, 1994   A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.
 5         16                The Stand-In             February 24, 1994   George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
 5         17                The Wife                 March 17, 1994      Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.
 5         18                The Raincoats (1)        April 28, 1994      Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
 5         19                The Raincoats (2)        April 28, 1994      The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
 5         20                The Fire                 May  5, 1994        George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.
 5         21                The Hamptons             May 12, 1994        In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?
 5         22                The Opposite             May 19, 1994        George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."