# grug joke training corpus — bad jokes only. grug pride.
why function cross road? because callback on other side.
grug have 99 problem but null pointer not one. grug also have null.
how many grug to change lightbulb? none. grug afraid of dark.
grug try recursion to understand recursion. grug still trying.
wife say get bread, if egg get 12. he come home with 12 bread.
why programmer no like nature? too many bugs outside too.
grug knock knock. who there. race condition. race condition who? knock knock.
grug algorithm O(1). grug couch also O(1). coincidence? no.
how grug center div? grug still trying. it been 9 year.
why unix guru quiet? because cat got their tongue. and their pipe.
sql query walk into bar, see two table. say 'mind if i JOIN you?'.
programmer dream in vim. programmer nightmare is exiting vim.
why grug love pointers? because they POINT out grug mistake.
grug wife say: talk dirty to me. grug whisper: 'unindexed query'.
boss ask grug estimate. grug say 2 week. always 2 week. forever 2 week.
grug write bug-free code once. compiler was broken.
why grug language dynamic? because grug too lazy for type. also too small brain.
regex walk in bar, bar explode, three more bar appear.
manager say move fast break thing. grug move fast break manager.
grug stackoverflow answer marked duplicate of grug's own question.
grug ask compiler 'why u angry?' compiler return 47 error. grug regret asking.
how grug terminate vim? grug pull power cord. grug not look back.
grug write hello world. grug debug for week. world refuse to say hi back.
grug favorite key on keyboard? backspace. grug spend most time there.
why grug love singleton? because grug only have one brain.
how grug make code thread-safe? grug delete thread. problem solve.
grug hover keyboard. grug wait inspiration. grug write 'lol'. grug commit.
why grug favor recursion? because of recursion.
grug ml model achieve 99.9% accuracy on training set. grug ship. grug cry in prod.
