Splunk> 4TW
Splunk> All batbelt. No tights.
Splunk> Another one.
Splunk> Australian for grep.
Splunk> Be an IT superhero. Go home early.
Splunk> Because ninjas are too busy
Splunk> Bring IT on
Splunk> Caught me on the server - Wasn't me.
Splunk> CENSORED
Splunk> Charity begins at /home
Splunk> Chasing tail since 2003
Splunk> CSI: Logfiles.
Splunk> Data with destiny
Splunk> Digs deeper than a jealous spouse.
Splunk> Don't get caught up in the game of pwns
Splunk> Don't hate the know-it-all
Splunk> Finding disturbances in the Force before the Jedi Masters
Splunk> Finding your Achilles Heel
Splunk> Finding your faults 10 times faster than Mom.
Splunk> Finding your faults, just like mom.
Splunk> Finding your faults, just like Mom.
Splunk> Find the good sh in IT
Splunk> For Dummies
Splunk> Fully armed and operationally intelligent battle station
Splunk> Getting too accustomed to WFH
Splunk> If a tree falls in the forest, we heard it
Splunk> If you only knew now what you didn't know then
Splunk> I gotta fever, and the only cure is more LICENSE!
Splunk> In $deity we trust, all others we log.
Splunk> Intelligent Operations
Splunk> I see dead servers.
Splunk> It goes on forever, and...Oh my god, it is full of stars!
Splunk> IT like you mean it.
Splunk> Knowledge is Power. Power Corrupts. Yield to Temptation.
Splunk> Like an F-18, bro.
Splunk> Live in the moment.
Splunk> “Log I am your father”
Splunk> Log is my co-pilot.
Splunk> “Looking for trouble”
Splunk> Map. Reduce. Recycle.
Splunk> “More brain, less surgery”
Splunk> More flexible than an Olympic gymnast.
Splunk> My spidey sense is tingling...
Splunk> Needle. Haystack. Found.
Splunk> No pants, fast results.
Splunk> Now with more code!
Splunk> \"\". nuff said.
Splunk> Oh my god, it found it!
Splunk> Omniscience. Is that good enough for you?
Splunk> Only cave men use Event Viewer.
Splunk> Open a can of whooparse
Splunk> Operational Intelligence
Splunk> PhD, GCIA, GCIH, GCFA (not required).
Splunk> Pivot, pivot good.
Splunk> Please feed the models.
Splunk> Power to be greater.
Splunk> Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
Splunk> Ready. AMI. Fire.
Splunk> Real-time answers.
Splunk> Rhymes with drunk.
Splunk> Rocket Surgeon
Splunk> ROFLMAO - rolling our files, logging my ass off!
Splunk> Search for Extra-Terrestrial Operational Intelligence.
Splunk> Search WTF | alert FTW | report WFH
Splunk> See the forest and the trees!
Splunk> See the light before you tunnel.
Splunk> See your world. Maybe wish you hadn't.
Splunk> Show me your logs.
Splunk> Solve problems you didn't know you were about to have.
Splunk> Take the sh out of IT.
Splunk> Taming the goat rodeo.
Splunk> The bran for your system.
Splunk> The corkscrew for your vintage data.
Splunk> The IT Search Engine.
Splunk> The Mars rover of the IT landfill.
Splunk> The Notorious B.I.G. D.A.T.A.
Splunk> The power of egrep, the grace of relational databases.
Splunk> The proper way to watch tail.
Splunk> These are the droids you are looking for.
Splunk> This way: Run-D.M.C.
Splunk> Walking War Room!!
Splunk> “Weapon of a security warrior”
Splunk> We enjoy breaks more than Unions.
Splunk> We found dead SIEM
Splunk> We know what is going on in there...
Splunk> We line break for regular expressions.
Splunk> Who you gonna trust? Us, or your own lying eyes?
Splunk> Winning the War on Error