Global Metadata
Genre: short radio commercial jingle. BPM: 108. Key: A minor. Upbeat, catchy, slightly absurd fake radio ad for Interdimensional Radio.

Vocal Details
Warm female lead vocal ONLY — playful, confident female commercial announcer. Mezzo-soprano register. ABSOLUTELY NO MALE VOICE. Miss Hedgey Hog (station mascot, pink hedgehog) does NOT speak — only the human female ad reader. Speak ONLY the exact words in the lyrics. No added filler or sign-offs.

Arrangement
Short minisong bed: bright hook, simple chords, compact groove. Female voice on top. ONE tight 7–9 second spot — read the script once at a brisk pace, musical button, end. No padding, no second pass, no radio montage, no station-surfing.
