thou thinkest me as far in the devil's book as thou and Falstaff for obduracy and persistency: let the end try the man. But I tell thee, my heart bleeds inwardly that my father is so sick: and keeping such vile company as thou art hath in reason taken from me all ostentation of sorrow. The reason? What wouldst thou think of me, if I should weep? I would think thee a most princely hypocrite. It would be every man's thought; and thou art a blessed fellow to think as every man thinks: never a man's thought in the world keeps the road-way better than thine: every man would think me an hypocrite indeed. And what accites your most worshipful thought to think so? Why, because you have been so lewd and so much engraffed to Falstaff. And to thee. By this light, I am well spoke on; I can hear it with my own ears: the worst that they can say of me is that I am a second brother and that I am a proper fellow of my hands; and those two things, I confess, I cannot help. By the mass, here comes Bardolph. And the boy that I gave Falstaff: a' had him from me Christian; and look, if the fat villain have not transformed him ape. God save your grace! And yours, most noble Bardolph! Come, you virtuous ass, you bashful fool, must you be blushing? wherefore blush you now? What a maidenly man-at-arms are you become! Is't such a matter to get a pottle-pot's maidenhead? A' calls me e'en now, my lord, through a red lattice, and I could discern no part of his face from the window: at last I spied his eyes, and methought he had made two holes in the ale-wife's new petticoat and so peeped through. Has not the boy profited? Away, you whoreson upright rabbit, away! Away, you rascally Althaea's dream, away! Instruct us, boy; what dream, boy? Marry, my lord, Althaea dreamed she was delivered of a fire-brand; and therefore I call him her dream. A crown's worth of good interpretation: there 'tis, boy. O, that this good blossom could be kept from cankers! Well, there is sixpence to preserve thee. An you do not make him hanged among you, the gallows shall have wrong. And how doth thy master, Bardolph? Well, my lord. He heard of your grace's coming to town: there's a letter for you. Delivered with good respect. And how doth the martlemas, your master? In bodily health, sir. Marry, the immortal part needs a physician