secrecy,--that the king would have me present the princess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation, or show, or pageant, or antique, or firework. Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet self are good at such eruptions and sudden breaking out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted you withal, to the end to crave your assistance. Sir, you shall present before her the Nine Worthies. Sir, as concerning some entertainment of time, some show in the posterior of this day, to be rendered by our assistants, at the king's command, and this most gallant, illustrate, and learned gentleman, before the princess; I say none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies. Where will you find men worthy enough to present them? Joshua, yourself; myself and this gallant gentleman, Judas Maccabaeus; this swain, because of his great limb or joint, shall pass Pompey the Great; the page, Hercules,-- Pardon, sir; error: he is not quantity enough for that Worthy's thumb: he is not so big as the end of his club. Shall I have audience? he shall present Hercules in minority: his enter and exit shall be strangling a snake; and I will have an apology for that purpose. An excellent device! so, if any of the audience hiss, you may cry 'Well done, Hercules! now thou crushest the snake!' that is the way to make an offence gracious, though few have the grace to do it. For the rest of the Worthies?-- I will play three myself. Thrice-worthy gentleman! Shall I tell you a thing? We attend. We will have, if this fadge not, an antique. I beseech you, follow. Via, goodman Dull! thou hast spoken no word all this while. Nor understood none neither, sir. Allons! we will employ thee. I'll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play On the tabour to the Worthies, and let them dance the hay. Most dull, honest Dull! To our sport, away! Sweet hearts, we shall be rich ere we depart, If fairings come thus plentifully in: A lady wall'd about with diamonds! Look you what I have from the loving king. Madame, came nothing else along with that? Nothing but this! yes, as much love in rhyme As would be cramm'd up in a sheet of paper, Writ o' both sides the leaf, margent and all, That he was fain to seal on Cupid's name. That was the way to make his godhead wax, For he hath been five thousand years a boy. Ay, and a shrewd unhappy gallows