these, my lord; I beseech your pardon. Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal? I'll not be struck, my lord. Nor tripped neither, you base football player. I thank thee, fellow; thou servest me, and I'll love thee. Come, sir, arise, away! I'll teach you differences: away, away! if you will measure your lubber's length again, tarry: but away! go to; have you wisdom? so. Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee: there's earnest of thy service. Let me hire him too: here's my coxcomb. How now, my pretty knave! how dost thou? Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb. Why, fool? Why, for taking one's part that's out of favour: nay, an thou canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'lt catch cold shortly: there, take my coxcomb: why, this fellow has banished two on's daughters, and did the third a blessing against his will; if thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb. How now, nuncle! Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters! Why, my boy? If I gave them all my living, I'ld keep my coxcombs myself. There's mine; beg another of thy daughters. Take heed, sirrah; the whip. Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipped out, when Lady the brach may stand by the fire and stink. A pestilent gall to me! Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech. Do. Mark it, nuncle: Have more than thou showest, Speak less than thou knowest, Lend less than thou owest, Ride more than thou goest, Learn more than thou trowest, Set less than thou throwest; Leave thy drink and thy whore, And keep in-a-door, And thou shalt have more Than two tens to a score. This is nothing, fool. Then 'tis like the breath of an unfee'd lawyer; you gave me nothing for't. Can you make no use of nothing, nuncle? Why, no, boy; nothing can be made out of nothing. Prithee, tell him, so much the rent of his land comes to: he will not believe a fool. A bitter fool! Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter fool and a sweet fool? No, lad; teach me. That lord that counsell'd thee To give away thy land, Come place him here by me, Do thou for him stand: The sweet and bitter fool Will presently appear; The one in motley here, The other found out there. Dost thou call me fool, boy? All thy other titles thou hast given away; that