. It is so varied, too; for it was proclaimed 'virgin.' If it were, I deny her virginity: I was taken with a maid. This maid will not serve your turn, sir. This maid will serve my turn, sir. Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: you shall fast a week with bran and water. I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge. And Don Armado shall be your keeper. My Lord Biron, see him deliver'd o'er: And go we, lords, to put in practise that Which each to other hath so strongly sworn. I'll lay my head to any good man's hat, These oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn. Sirrah, come on. I suffer for the truth, sir; for true it is, I was taken with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a true girl; and therefore welcome the sour cup of prosperity! Affliction may one day smile again; and till then, sit thee down, sorrow! Boy, what sign is it when a man of great spirit grows melancholy? A great sign, sir, that he will look sad. Why, sadness is one and the self-same thing, dear imp. No, no; O Lord, sir, no. How canst thou part sadness and melancholy, my tender juvenal? By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough senior. Why tough senior? why tough senior? Why tender juvenal? why tender juvenal? I spoke it, tender juvenal, as a congruent epitheton appertaining to thy young days, which we may nominate tender. And I, tough senior, as an appertinent title to your old time, which we may name tough. Pretty and apt. How mean you, sir? I pretty, and my saying apt? or I apt, and my saying pretty? Thou pretty, because little. Little pretty, because little. Wherefore apt? And therefore apt, because quick. Speak you this in my praise, master? In thy condign praise. I will praise an eel with the same praise. What, that an eel is ingenious? That an eel is quick. I do say thou art quick in answers: thou heatest my blood. I am answered, sir. I love not to be crossed. He speaks the mere contrary; crosses love not him. I have promised to study three years with the duke. You may do it in an hour, sir. Impossible. How many is one thrice told? I am ill at reckoning; it fitteth the spirit of a tapster. You are a gentleman and a gamester, sir. I confess both: they are both the varnish of a complete man. Then,