so I leave you. By this hand,
Claudio shall render me a dear account. As you
hear of me, so think of me. Go, comfort your
cousin: I must say she is dead: and so, farewell.
Is our whole dissembly appeared?
O, a stool and a cushion for the sexton.
Which be the malefactors?
Marry, that am I and my partner.
Nay, that's certain; we have the exhibition to examine.
But which are the offenders that are to be
examined? let them come before master constable.
Yea, marry, let them come before me. What is your
name, friend?
Borachio.
Pray, write down, Borachio. Yours, sirrah?
I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is Conrade.
Write down, master gentleman Conrade. Masters, do
you serve God?
Yea, sir, we hope.
Write down, that they hope they serve God: and
write God first; for God defend but God should go
before such villains! Masters, it is proved already
that you are little better than false knaves; and it
will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer
you for yourselves?
Marry, sir, we say we are none.
A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you: but I
will go about with him. Come you hither, sirrah; a
word in your ear: sir, I say to you, it is thought
you are false knaves.
Sir, I say to you we are none.
Well, stand aside. 'Fore God, they are both in a
tale. Have you writ down, that they are none?
Master constable, you go not the way to examine:
you must call forth the watch that are their accusers.
Yea, marry, that's the eftest way. Let the watch
come forth. Masters, I charge you, in the prince's
name, accuse these men.
This man said, sir, that Don John, the prince's
brother, was a villain.
Write down Prince John a villain. Why, this is flat
perjury, to call a prince's brother villain.
Master constable,--
Pray thee, fellow, peace: I do not like thy look,
I promise thee.
What heard you him say else?
Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of
Don John for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully.
Flat burglary as ever was committed.
Yea, by mass, that it is.
What else, fellow?
And that Count Claudio did mean, upon his words, to
disgrace Hero before the whole assembly. and not marry her.
O villain! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting
redemption for this.
What else?
This is all.
And this is more, masters,