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roast (`lib/roast.spl`)

A joke import. Adding use roast.spl; at the top of a script randomly sabotages the rest of your program. It does not analyze your code — messages are fixed strings for laughs only.

Requires an explicit extension: reqFileExtension.setVar(true); — use use roast.spl;, not use roast;.

Disclaimer (first import per session)

The first time you load roast in an interpreter session, it prints a short disclaimer explaining the three outcomes below. The roll itself happens immediately after the import finishes — no wrapper block is required.

Usage

use roast.spl;

print.string("This line only runs if roast lets you through.");
print.number(math.add(2, 2));

Put use roast.spl; before the code you want roasted. Everything after the import in that script is affected.

What can happen

~50% — crash — import raises an error immediately; nothing after use roast.spl; runs.
~25% — run + insult — your program runs normally; when the script finishes, roast prints a random string of 0/1 bits followed by Please do not code again.
~25% — reject — prints We analyzed your terrible code. Optimize it. and skips every remaining top-level statement in the script.

REPL

In interactive mode, the same roll applies after you type use roast.spl;. Reject mode ignores further top-level input; run+insult mode prints the bit string when you exit the REPL (Ctrl+D / Ctrl+C).

Implementation notes

Roll logic lives in pure SPL (function.roast_roll).
The interpreter hooks import to crash, halt, or defer the insult line.
Depends on newRandom (loaded automatically by roast.spl).