# Title Celebrity guest(s) Directed by Written by Original airdate
1 (1) "Nelson the Online Predator"[1][2] Toby Anstis Adam Miller Daniel Peak
Jon Brown
22 June 2010
2 (2) "Destiny the Reluctant Sniffer Dog"[12][13] Christopher Biggins
Gemma Bissix
Stuart Manning
Paul Ross
Adam Miller Jon Brown 29 June 2010
3 (3) "Marion the Young Lover"[14][15] Terry Nutkins
Chris Packham
Adam Miller Jon Brown 6 July 2010
4 (4) "Nelson the Stroke Virgin"[16][17] Clive Anderson
Jeff Brazier
Adam Miller Jon Brown 13 July 2010
5 (5) "Kali the Genetic Engineer"[18][19] Scott Mills Adam Miller Jon Brown 20 July 2010
6 (6) "Destiny the Infection Risk"[20][21] Christopher Hughes Adam Miller Daniel Peak 27 July 2010
7 (7) "Marion the Superfluous Feed Character"[22][23] Vicki Butler-Henderson Adam Miller Jon Brown 3 August 2010
8 (8) "Nelson the Naughty Arsonist"[24][25] Eamonn Holmes Adam Miller Daniel Peak 10 August 2010
9 (9) "Mongrels Uncovered"[3][4] N/A Samantha Peters N/A 11 August 2010