Absurd Academic Paper

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    END([END])

    START ~~~ workflow
    workflow ~~~ END

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        abstract["Write Abstract"]:::gated
        choose_topic["Synthesize Absurd Research Domain"]:::gated
        discussion["Discussion"]
        intro["Introduction"]
        methods["Methods"]
        outline["Section Outline"]:::gated
        paper[["Compose & Validate Paper"]]
        render_pdf["Render Paper to PDF"]
        results["Results"]
        reviewer_pool{{"Reviewer Pool Manifest"}}
        seed_inspiration["Gather Topic Inspirations"]
        choose_topic --> abstract
        seed_inspiration --> choose_topic
        abstract --> discussion
        outline --> discussion
        abstract --> intro
        outline --> intro
        abstract --> methods
        outline --> methods
        abstract --> outline
        abstract --> paper
        intro --> paper
        methods --> paper
        results --> paper
        discussion --> paper
        paper --> render_pdf
        abstract --> results
        outline --> results
        paper --> reviewer_pool
        render_pdf --> reviewer_pool
    end

    START --> seed_inspiration
    reviewer_pool --> END

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