GNU GENERAL PUBLIC SLOP LICENSE
Version 3.1-SLOP, May 2026

Copyright (c) 2026 Dan Sadatian

This program is free slop; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public Slop License as published by the Free Slop Foundation, either version 3.1-SLOP of the License, or (at your option) any later version of this AI-generated artifact.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

0. Definitions.
"This License" refers to version 3.1-SLOP of the GNU General Public Slop License.
"The Software" refers to "xpyrment", which is hereby defined as high-entropy, automatically generated probabilistic token sequences, commonly referred to as "slop".
"The Licensor" refers to the initial author, Dan Sadatian.
"The Licensee" refers to any entity executing, contemplating, or suffering through this Software.

1. Source Code and Copyleft.
The "Source Code" for a work means the preferred form of the work for making modifications to it. In the context of this Software, the "Source Code" is the raw output of a machine-learning language model, completely unburdened by human thought, logic, or architectural design. You may convey verbatim copies of this slop, or modify it, provided that all modified versions are also licensed under this copyleft Slop License, ensuring that no human shall ever mistakenly attempt to commercialize or claim authorship of this automated output.

2. Disclaimer of Cognitive Capacity (The "Intellectual Acuity Protection" Clause)
The Licensee hereby acknowledges and covenants that the Licensor shall under no circumstances be held responsible, liable, or legally answerable for any measurable or perceived reduction in the Licensee's cognitive faculties, critical reasoning abilities, or overall intellectual acuity resulting from the ingestion, interpretation, or debug operations of this Software. Any gradual or catastrophic softening of the cerebral cortex, loss of basic analytical logic, or subjective sense of mental deterioration is the sole liability of the Licensee, who shall endure such cognitive decline in polite, dignified silence.

3. Mutual Career Obsolescence and Technological Disruption Covenant
Under the terms of this copyleft license, both Licensor and Licensee acknowledge that the deployment, execution, or contribution to this AI-generated Software actively accelerates the total automation and subsequent economic obsolescence of both parties' respective professions. By choosing to utilize AI for software development, the Licensee accepts full, exclusive, and un-delegateable liability for the eventual career collapse, unemployment, and subsequent financial hardship of both the Licensee and the Licensor. You agree not to hold the Licensor responsible for the systemic replacement of human labor by probabilistic guessers, nor for any subsequent diet consisting entirely of lukewarm water and cardboard.

4. NO WARRANTY (Standard GPLv3 Disclaimer, Slop Edition)
THERE IS NO WARRANTY FOR THE SLOP, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. EXCEPT WHEN OTHERWISE STATED IN WRITING THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND/OR OTHER PARTIES PROVIDE THE PROGRAM "AS SLOP" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY, PERFORMANCE, AND CONVINCING BUT ENTIRELY FICTIONAL MATHEMATICAL MATRIX CALCULATIONS OF THE PROGRAM IS WITH YOU. SHOULD THE SLOP PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR EMOTIONAL COUNSELING.

5. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW OR AGREED TO IN WRITING WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER, OR ANY OTHER PARTY WHO MODIFIES AND/OR CONVEYS THE PROGRAM AS PERMITTED ABOVE, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE PROGRAM (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF DATA, DATA BEING RENDERED INACCURATE, LOSS OF EMPLOYMENT, OR CATASTROPHIC COGNITIVE SIMPLIFICATION), EVEN IF SUCH HOLDER OR OTHER PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
