Global Metadata
Genre: radio DJ voice-over. BPM: 72. Key: C major. Dry, close-mic, between-songs patter on Interdimensional Radio.
Application: short DJ chatter interstitial — human female announcer, not the mascot Miss Hedgey Hog.

Vocal Details
Warm female DJ voice ONLY — witty, confident, mezzo-soprano register. Natural speech, not sung. ABSOLUTELY NO MALE VOICE. Speak ONLY the exact words in the lyrics. No added filler or sign-offs.

Arrangement
Voice only. No music, no jingle, no drums, no bass, no bed, no sfx. Dry spoken word.
