THE FUCKING LICENSE

Copyright (c) 2026 Whoever The Fuck Wrote This

TERMS

You may use this software.
You may copy this software.
You may modify this software.
You may fork this software.
You may redistribute this software.
You may stare at this software for seventeen consecutive hours while questioning every life decision that led you here.
You may explain this software to your cat, your dog, your rubber duck, or your coworker who still says "it works on my machine."
You may yell "IT FUCKING WORKS!" after fixing a bug that somehow disappears the moment you add a print statement.
You may do whatever the fuck you want...

...AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER THIS IS THE FUCKING LICENSE.

DISCLAIMER

THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS."

IF IT WORKS:
FUCKING AWESOME.

IF IT DOESN'T WORK:
THAT'S FUCKING UNFORTUNATE.

IF IT BREAKS YOUR COMPUTER:
IMPRESSIVE.

IF IT DELETES YOUR DATABASE:
YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD A FUCKING BACKUP.

IF IT DELETES YOUR BACKUP:
THAT'S A SPECIAL KIND OF TALENT.

IF IT MAKES YOU RICH:
CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS.

IF IT MAKES YOU POOR:
WELCOME TO SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT.

IF IT SUMMONS DEMONS:
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM.

IF IT BECOMES SELF-AWARE:
PLEASE DON'T TELL IT WHO WROTE IT.

THE AUTHOR PROVIDES ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTIES.
THE AUTHOR MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO PROMISES.
THE AUTHOR ACCEPTS ABSOLUTELY NO RESPONSIBILITY.
THE AUTHOR WILL NOT PAY FOR YOUR LOST DATA.
THE AUTHOR WILL NOT FIX YOUR PRODUCTION SERVER AT 3:00 A.M.
THE AUTHOR WILL ABSOLUTELY LAUGH IF YOU DEPLOY TO PRODUCTION ON A FRIDAY.

JUST FUCKING CODE.

FINAL NOTICE
By reading this LICENSE, you acknowledge that you have, in fact, read the FUCKING LICENSE.
Most people don't.
Don't be most people.
Read the FUCKING LICENSE.
Read it again.
No, seriously.
You probably skipped half of it.
Congratulations if you didn't.
You are now officially one of the rare developers who actually reads license files.
This title has absolutely no legal meaning whatsoever.
Thank you for reading the FUCKING LICENSE.
This concludes the FUCKING LICENSE.
Seriously.
Close this file.
Stop reading.
Go write some fucking code.
